my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
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When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
"bad hose bad hose bad hose bad hose"
THAT FRIEND THAT TURNS EVERY SINGLE THING YOU SAY INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
i found this too funny
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
so how do i relationship
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
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And all we get to do in science class is dump litmus paper in milk
imagine if your entire life was a social experiment
If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up