Barbecued Chicken and ejacu-latte

Barbecued Chicken and ejacu-latte

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

obeyny:

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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fullmetalfisting:

British people call French toast “eggy bread.” That’s so fucked up. That’s so fucked up. I’m not about that shit.

↖ is happy you’re alive.

Breathtaking views show the stars, Milky Way, airglow, and light pollution over New Zealand skies.

"Here are images I captured during last months from New Zealand. Great country to catch colors of airglow almost everywhere…" - Petr Horálek

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

iamokaybymyself:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

Queerception

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

elementaryitsbiggerontheinside:

tearsoftheponds:

auniverseofimpossibilities:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thedisreputableblog:

riverthedetective:

callmeconquistador:

 

I heard that the reason they made her put her hands like that was a Timelord form of disgrace. And that she was stuck in that limbo forever, until her and the other disgraced Timelords became the first weeping angels. Monsters forced into feeding of time energy, as it used to run through their veins now their veins were stone they needed to get it other ways. 

I don’t even care if that’s the real reason or not because it’s awesomehorrifying.

I’m crying.

omg

And in the fourth gif you see her nodding because even she knows who her son is. She raised that boy who has changed so many times, raised him from birth and knew who he was. She knew what his choice would be and approved, even if inevitably it would be her death. You see his eyes widen in the sixth gif because he realizes that to end everything, he will be doing it not just to the timelords but to the face of his mother. It will be her that he is sending back and oh, it hurts him. The grief and the pain… and his mothers acceptance of it. You can see the tear in her yes even as she knows her son will do what’s right.

And in that moment we all died.

I didn’t really die in the moment cause i didnt know who the fuck she was at the time. Also Timelords weren’t the first Weeping Angels, Rassilon was using the Weeping Angels as comparison to their pose

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math