When Pringle was younger he always used to attack this one blanket of mine. It had leaves stitched onto it and sometimes he would try and eat them off.
American Horror Story: Asylum
Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game!
I betcha I can make a rhyme
out of anybody’s name!
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
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like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
Inches? I thought we were rating them on hotness.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass